1. MITT ROMNEY
2. AMANDA BYNES
That cheerleading outfit isn't making you look any younger, Madge.
It's time for you to stop putting out aggressively bland comeback albums
and make room for Ke$ha and Katy and the other 800 female artists out
there who change outfits every five minutes to distract people from
their terrible singing.
7. MICHELLE OBAMA
8. RYAN LOCHTE
13. LANCE ARMSTRONG
16. WHOEVER DIRECTED JOHN CARTER
19. ADAM SANDLER
24. HULK HOGAN